Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.
~Jay Leno
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
~Christopher Morley
Fish, to taste right, must swim three times - in water, in butter, and in wine.
~Polish Proverb
Lettuce is like conversation; it must be fresh and crisp, so sparkling that you scarcely notice the bitter in it.
~Charles Dudley Warner
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing.
~Walt Kelly
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